Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Wonderful Journey.....

This is based on true story that just happened.....

My uncle is getting married, i feel happy and glad for him as he is quite old now....not so old,but half of me feel sad as im gonna lost one more wonderful and dumbass friend like him...hmmm what to do that's the nature...when u get married u have a very big responsibilities and u need more time for ur family....guess i have to mingle with others now....as we know wedding is something that is effing G.R.A.N.D and it cost u lots of time and energy as well....so the journey start here....

Yesterday my uncle wants me to accompany him to his bride's house to send a van of accessories for preparing what we call "Pelamin", i agreed, we borrow his friend's van and we start our journey...note that the house is more than 2 hours from my place....first i enter the van it looks great but it brokes my heart when my uncle said that there is n air cond and radio....no music 4 2hours plus its raining season....NVM what to do....so we have a very good chat and we laugh a lot during the journey....sometimes we craving for rain as its too hot and sometimes we pray for the sun...luckily the window works well...fuhh...i was screaming,yelling,shouting one of my favourite song form MLTR entitiled "Thats Why" when suddenly...........i heard and explosion and i feel that the van is out of control....damn the tyre blown up....luckily we are not driving real fast and the distance to our main destination is only 10 minutes more....the van exactly stop in front of a house but the most annoying thing is that the owner of the house didn't even put their head out to see what is happening and for sure didnt ask us if we need any favour....it seems that we are not exist there....im glad that its not raining, the two of us pull out the spare tyre but its our luck that the tyre is flat as well....DAMN....we ask for my uncle's future wife helps as her house is 10 minutes away....after some time she come with her father and we ask them to bring the spare tyre to any workshop....the thing that add the flavour is its raining cats and dog now...we have to sit in the van without any air cond....i really piss off but we laugh a lot....then our helps come back with hope....a tyre with full air...and i was told that the tube inside the tyre need to be change twice because of some probs....while we jacking the van suddenly the jack fell and the van almost collapse but luckily its heavy and we manage to hold it......we manage to change the tyre and go straight to our destination........

After eating our lunch with our wet cloth and download all the stuff needed for the "Pelamin" we planned to go back as there are lots of thing to be settled back at home...so we decided to go back.....i feel so relief....after about 40 minutes from her bride's house my uncle stop the van....i ask why....he didnt answer me....suddenly i put my head out of the window and i can see the SAME TYRE FLAT AGAIN......i feel like i want to burn the van....again in front of someones house and yet the seems like they didnt see anything.....we wait for help....we call here and there but everything is negative....then a familiar van stop in front of us....my uncle run towards the van as i feel so mad that i cant do anything....the man in the van ask for help but his freind that have the same model with our van is not available....so he left us there....its getting dark...so we decided to go back and sleep over at her bride's house...we wait for her top fetch us in the dark beside the main highway....i feel like im an imigrant waiting to be smuggled, we ask for the landlord permission to leave our van there....we arrive at the house and we sleep there...i feel so tired.

I wake up the next morning, hmm feel so fresh and energetic....after having a wonderful breakfast we decided to go back to our place because we want to arrive early, i was ordered to drive one car and my uncle will drive the van, we went to the town to buy a new tyre and it cost us RM70, we bought it and bring it with the other car to the place we left the van, when we arrive its the time when the sun is right above u....it feels like being cook in the oven....but we still need to change the tyre....we manage to do it perefectly...then i drive a car with aircond and radio while my uncle drive the "lucky" van....i follow him from behind in case anything happen....he is so jealous that i can drive a comfortable car....Now we have almost reach our hometown...just 1 hour left....suddenly my uncle keep on slowing down and stop at the side of the road.....

OMG it happens again and this time the van is not in a stable position......its an uneven earth.....i was cursing and kicking the van....we decided to go and repair the spare tyre that blown during the second time.....we drive the car that i drive to the nearest town and RM53 gone with the wind......wait its not over yet.....

We bring the new tyre to the crime scene and we try to jack the van but due to the geographical area the back part of the van is rising...if we continue it might fell and upside down the van.....he ask me to untighten the tyre bolt....i do it halfway because the tool that we use is iron and at this time its very2 hot that it burns the iron....i cant even hold it, my uncle call a tow truck and he put the burning tool under the tree so that it will not be too hot to use.....the tow truck come and the Taukey ask us to go for our lunch first whle he settling the towing and so on.....after lunch we go to the workshop....he said he cannot open the tyre as one of its bolt is different and his tool does not fit it.....suddenly we remember the tool that we left under the tree.....we were cursing and nagging all the way as we have to go back and take the tool.....we take that stupid tool and bring it to the workshop......now the tyre can be changed and we drive untill we safely reach our home.....luckily there is no forth time......it is the most memorable wedding preparation and journey i ever had.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Nraib Seater....

Ih, hsit lgob si ecsepialyl rceadet ued ot ym itnestre woradts nraib seater....rof em, nraib seater si noe fo a yaw htat ew nac sue ot kame rou nraib ktihn ni a fifedetnr yaw...eheheh sit a tib ayyoginn tub i vole ti....pohe htat yannoe htat dear hsit lgob liwl ryt ot urnedtnasd thaw i tawn ot yas, veen on noe dear hsit lgob otnef tub fi ouy dear zpil tnod vige pu oto elary sa i vahe queesze ym nraib ot rceate hsit sotp, ti yam eb hontign tub hwy ton noce ni a lwhie ew rty ot kame rou nraib isnane yb noid gtinh htat kame rou nraib krow radher....i suegs l'il post rehe nad ese u lla texn mite.....rehe si a male lod nraib seater rof u lla.......

Wto rowds thiw hte somt telret?

p/s : Im sorry if i miss a letter or what....just trying to do something to make my brain awake...